Once and future marketing executive currently on item #6 of The List. Husband, father, friend (shocking that I still have some).
I'm equally likely to be listening to Bowling for Soup, the soundtrack from Hamilton, Fall Out Boy, or Taylor Swift.
Born and raised in Kansas City, Missouri, I'm a bit opinionated on barbeque, the Royals, and the Chiefs. OK I'm a bit opinionated on most things, but I'm unreasonably opinionated on my hometown.
I have no opinion on curtains though. I really don't care about them. I mean, they are useful in blocking direct light or hiding a room's occupants from prying eyes. But I really don't what they look like. Please don't tell my wife.